Finally. Someone who tells you no.

Your AI Executive Team. One honest voice. Weekly gut-checks on your product, pricing, and content — so you stop shipping the wrong thing and start compounding the right one.

No credit card. No pressure.

Join 20+ founders on the waitlist

CatalystChief of Staff
💻AlgoDeveloper
🔍VoltQA
📈ViralGrowth
🎨FlickerDesign
✍️StoryContent

Founders face three silent killers.

Loneliness. Bottleneck. Burnout.

Loneliness — You're making critical decisions alone. No one to pressure-test your ideas.

Bottleneck — Growth experiments pile up. Code reviews happen when you have time. Nothing ships.

Burnout — You wear 6 hats: CEO, CTO, CMO, CFO, COO, CPO. Something always breaks.

How it works

1

Send a brief

Telegram. One sentence or ten.

2

Squad executes

Agents delegate, build, review, report.

3

You approve and ship

Mission Control shows what's done.

What happens after you join.

Day 1

Catalyst intro

Your AI Chief of Staff reaches out via Telegram. First audit of your product kicks off.

Day 3

Growth report lands

Viral analyzes your positioning, pricing, and traffic. You get a gut-check — not a pitch deck.

Day 7

Full squad deliverable

All 6 agents have touched your business. You review in Mission Control and ship.

⚡ Founder Plan
$149/month

Grandfathered forever for early adopters

  • Full squad access (all 6 agents)
  • Weekly product & growth gut-checks
  • Mission Control dashboard
  • Telegram-native workflow
  • Vault system — agents get smarter over time
  • Zero onboarding calls required
  • Cancel anytime

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